POCKET PUSSY.

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Pocket Pussy is exactly what her name defines her

Forget her real name, consider it a slur 

Up there with the r-word, b-word, a-word, z-word

Pocket pussy melts on the tongue like fine liquor

She opens her mouth for sucking 

Her legs for fucking

And she doesn’t require any loving

Pocket pussy is fun-loving, home-loving, peace-loving

Her love means she doesn’t mind a little condom de-gloving *wink*

She loves in the manic pixie dream girl type way

In the I think I’m going to end it soon type way

In the I’ll send you my tits and wank over your dick type way

I’ll turn a blind eye to the smudge lipstick on your shirt type way

The I’ll put up with the exhausted sigh from my mates when I mention your name type way

The type ways, hip hop and throw shapes, into an idealised space

I’ll be the Amy to your Nick don’t worry babe

I’ll move from brunette to blonde, grab bleach, I’ll get it in one day

Forget cool girl monologues, pocket pussy all the way

Pocket pussy is black and white and doesn’t believe in grey

Pocket pussy gets on her knees while you prey

On Sunday again to open her mouth to pray

She’d arch her back and let you use her pussy as an ashtray

She’s everything but a ‘pocket pussy’ cliche

Pocket pussy is warm and wet

She doesn’t do drugs unless you want her to, even then it’s coke over ket

She doesn’t drink unless you want her to, make it easier for her to forget

Pocket pussy will deep throat, breath through her nose, ignoring the feeling like she’s is going to hurl

Pocket pussy is a free thinker of your thoughts

She doesn’t date she courts

Purity values until you want to fuck her till she’s sore

Pocket pussy doesn’t complain

She doesn’t shout or lay blame

She doesn’t age or gain even a pound of dead weight

She doesn’t mind if you go away

She’ll wait legs spread waiting for you to say you came

She doesn’t go to work or need pocket pussy sick days

Pocket pussy is just better

She’s better than those girls

She exists in the space of your mind

You’ll never have to remember, is it black or blue the colour of her eyes?

Birthdays and valentines are just dates that go by

Pocket Pussy doesn’t care for anything beside you

And when you get bored of her

Pocket Pussy can always be replaced

Welcoming pocket pussy, new and improved, this one takes it up the arse, a shiny new version two