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Jennifer [a poem/song about Jennifer Aniston in the voice of Jennifer Aniston?] I’ll take your secret To my grave Lock it up and die with the key You’ll tell your friends that I was brave I won’t have the heart to disagree Oh lonely lovers not hard to find Switchblade dates under candle light Oh lepers love oh one might touch I’ll break my legs so it’s hard to run Don’t leave me here because it’s hard to run I’ll accept my fate with gods open arms Attached to you my love my heart And if you break I’ll break there too And if I do You’ll watch me lose  And I won’t blame you I won’t fight Haven got a bark much less a bite And you’ll stay immortalised And in your mind I’m a forgotten light I’ll write to you you won’t write back You’re a busy man I should have known that If you can Send me a postcard I’ll ignore the smudge of a lipstick mark How much longer do I have Was made of roses now lily pad I’ll tell your secret to the world I was once something I was once your girl Jennifer and ...
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Adulting   [turning 20 this year is scary asf] Roaring 20s baby Pinkies up as I drink my solo pint, true definition of modern new age lady Savouring the last couple months I’m the hot topic on the over 30 male crowd’s tongue They’ll find a younger version of me soon, they can’t help it I make them feel young Fresh out of my mid-teen crisis She describes me as sentimental and indecisive, but it can’t be right I’m not a Pisces Bad dye job and even worse bed rot in my Pinterest inspired bedroom of a cavern One day I’ll realise I’m not going to find true love at The George Tavern And maybe I’ll stop looking, waiting, expecting Can’t help it, raised on fictional rom com romance, fuck you Bridget Jones I can be just as unsuspecting Fleeting infatuations Can’t wait to leave behind teenage miscommunication Delve into an idolised state A life soundtracked by Lily, KT or Kate Communication girlie  by day By night I’m Carrie Bradshaw in NYC with my Mr Big our relationship shrouded in gre...